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An automatic rotating laser that’ll keep your cat entertained and give them yet another reason to ignore you.
A Nokia smartphone for when you’re in desperate need of an upgrade but don’t want to drain your bank account.
A classic arcade machine – it’ll fit in your home and give you the perfect excuse to make your friends come to your place instead of having to leave your house.
A therapy lamp to recreate the feeling of sitting in the sun even when you’re stuck in a cubicle all day.
Or a sound machine/night light for the parent who is desperate for some decent sleep sometime this decade.
An electric jar opener, because we all deserve to live in a world where we don’t need to ask someone else to open our salsa, sauce, or jams.
A Furbo treat camera that’ll let you remind your pup what a good boy they are no matter where you are in the world.
A waterproof Kindle Paperwhite, so you can read a juicy romance novel by the pool without any judgment or fear of someone accidentally splashing your device.
A fabric shaver that’ll keep everything from sweaters to furniture looking fresh and lint-free.
A gaming headset designed to be used with the Nintendo Switch, XBox One, PS4, or a PC so you can play late into the night without disturbing your roomies.
Or an audio sound bar, in case you actually hate your roommates and want to blast your TV until dawn.
A doggie doorbell to provide your pet with a way to let you know they want to come insideandprevent them from scratching up your doors.
A battery charger with eight charging ports, so you can stop spending money on new batteries and just keep the ones you have juiced up at all times.
A motion-activated toilet light, a must-have for anyone who is tired of stumbling over themselves when they get up in the middle of the night to pee.
An automatic pan stirrer with a timer, perfect for any aspiring chef who tends to get a little absent-minded while following a recipe.
And a robot vacuum to clean your house for you, because you and I both know you’re going to put it off ALL week.
Or a slim Dyson vacuum, in case you’re a little weary about having a ~robot~ in your house.
Rechargeable hand warmers that’ll keep you feeling warm ‘n’ cozy in even the coldest of winter monthsandcharge your phone.
A selfie ring light for flattering photos you can ~click, click, click, and post~ like Ariana Grande on Instagram.
A Sega smartphone controller that’ll transform your Android phone or tablet into an old school gaming dream.
A tower fan with a remote you can use to keep your stuffy apartment cool while you rewatch your favorite episodes ofQueer Eye.
Or a lil’ fan that’ll clip onto your desk and help you fight the unpredictable temperatures of your office.
A compact washing machine you’ll tell everyone you know about because it’ll save you tons of quartersandtime spent at a laundromat.
A rapid egg cooker, available in a variety of beautiful colors, because the most important meal of the day is deserving of such detail.
An electric kettle that’ll help you whip up a ~spot of tea~ so fast even Queen Elizabeth II would applaud you.
An Amazon Fire TV Stick, essential for any introvert who prefers to unwind with an episode ofThe Officeafter a long day of socializing.
And a universal remote attachment, because no one wants to fumble with three different remotes trying to figure out which one will turn the damn TV on.
And aHarry Potter–inspired bluetooth tracker you can attach to anything you usually misplace, so you can say “ACCIO PHONE!” andactuallybe able to track it down.
You, after splurging on everything in this list:
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