21 Absolutely Savage Things People Have Said In Fights With Their Significant Others



We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most wild thing they’ve ever said to a significant other during a fight. Here are the words they can never take back:

1.

“I have no idea who’s running hell right now as you walk this earth.”

2.

“Why don’t you call me when your hairline comes back?”

3.

“I told my ex that I shouldn’t have to raise our son and him as well.”

4.

“My boyfriend at the time was trying to get me to quit smoking by adding, ‘you would if you loved me.’ I was so pissed off that I replied, ‘your father hasn’t quit, how much does he love you?!’ Needless to say, it didn’t work out.”

5.

“I know I’m just a Fleshlight to you.”

6.

“I once called my boyfriend a gargoyle.”

7.

“My husband and I are huge fans ofThe Office. During an argument I told him that he acts like a Jim but he’s really a Ryan.”

8.

“I was arguing with my husband about doing the dishes and picking up his clothes and in the heat of the moment I yelled ‘I’m definitely not having sex with you tonight because you made me sound like my mother!'”

9.

“I’d have better conversations with Hannibal Lecter than I do with you.”

10.

“To my ex-husband: ‘This relationship has run its course. You disgust me.'”

11.

“I told a guy I was seeing he could be the poster child for premature ejaculation.”

12.

“In the middle of a fight I said ‘I love you, but I don’t like you at all right now.’”

13.

“I spoke with my ex in Linkin Park lyrics for an entire day. Here are a few examples: ‘Let me take back my life,’ ‘I’d rather be all alone,’ ‘Sometimes I need you to stay away from me,’ ‘This is the last smile that I’ll fake for the sake of being with you.'”

14.

“‘I regret meeting you and I regret marrying you.’ Clearly, we are now divorced…”

15.

“My ex and I were fighting and she said I was gonna make her cry and my only response was ‘can’t find the place in my heart to care.’”

16.

“In case you didn’t notice, I left you on read.”

17.

“I told my Catholic college boyfriend, ‘thank God I don’t have to convert now’ during our last fight.”

18.

“I screamed, ‘you can’t handle the fact that you’re average, so you have to go find girls who will lie to you about it!’ at my ex after I found out he had cheated multiple times.”

19.

“I called him a bootleg Chicken Little cause he had the friggin’ glasses and it was too easy.”

20.

“I told my ex that the next time I saw him I was going to ‘rip his balls off and shove them down his throat.’ In my defense, he was cheating on me with his ex-girlfriend.”

And finally, this good samaritan…

21.

“I once told my boyfriend that I was doing a service to all other women by dating him so no one else would have to put up with his bullshit. I’m still doing this service – you are welcome ladies.”

Some submissions have been edited for length and clarity.

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